Thursday, November 13, 2014

Article Number: 9921


From: jooji@eden.rutgers.edu (Jasper O'Malley)



Newsgroups: alt.drugs



Subject: Caffeine Trips and other such niceties



Date: 17 Feb 1995 14:08:47 -0500



Message-ID: <3i2s7v$eiq@er6.rutgers.edu>





"And he opened the seventh seal..."





Just thought you guys be interested in a little bit of excitement that came



my way last night...





After drinking an entire pot of coffee in less than an hour, around 4 AM this



morning I became completely and utterly convinced that the world was going to



end at exactly 6:11 AM this morning, just before first light. I'm not making



this up. I completely lost my shit in a way that I have never lost it



before.





I was so freaked out, I wanted to die. Not to kill myself, just



die. I had absolutely no desire to write, speak, eat, blow my nose, kiss,



think or be in general...I wanted to die and I was convinced that when the



world did end in a blaze of hellfire, I was gonna be judged by the



Lord Almighty and burn for eternity. I wrote four pages about it in



my journal as I was hip deep in the shitpool that was a stimulant



overdose induced, acute manic/paranoiac attack that triggered some



sort of neoclassical, metaphysical, socio-religious and philosophical



crisis.





Needless to say this sucked real bad, and I didn't real start to come



down off this until around 5 in the morning. This particularly blew



'cos I had two labs to finish by today (already late...I only ended up



getting one done), and I didn't feel a hell of a lot of incentive to



expound on the vibrational-rotational modes of carbon dioxide



molecules being that the world was going to come to a screeching halt



and I was hurtling toward that inevitable eternity of suffering and



agony reserved for unrepentant pagans and unbelievers like m'self...





I fully snapped out of it at 6:20 and now my stomach feels like I



swallowed a pound of Drain-O and pixie stick cocktails...





If anyone ever tells you caffeine is not a psychoactive drug when



taken in significantly large quantities, spit on their nose. And if



you find the bastard that sprinkled LSD on my French Roast, cut out


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