Thursday, November 13, 2014

Article Number: 9950


I hate California because:







People rollerskate to work





The winters are unendurable





The sun shines 350 days a year





Board meetings are held in hot tubs





Aerospace engineers wear Budweiser t-shirts - at work





The sunburn received a.m. snow skiing stings in the p.m. ocean water





There is nobody to drink with on Sundays because everybody is out sailing





The exercise salons make artificial snow to trim your tummy by shoveling it





The museums have an 'Winterwear of the 20th Century' display





You can't graduate from high school until you've passed 'Pool Cleaning I'





Christmas dinner is barbequed





C.O.1985





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